💥 Theme Vibe:
Madness meets muscle. This freakshake hits like dessert but packs a protein punch. Great for recovery, bulking, or just flexing your blender skills.
📝 Ingredients:
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5g (1 tsp) Faction Labs Creatine
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1 cup unsweetened almond milk
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1/2 cup Greek yogurt (high protein)
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1 frozen banana
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1/2 tsp cinnamon
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Optional for madness: sugar-free whipped cream, crushed nuts, cacao nibs, dark chocolate drizzle
🍧 Instructions:
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Blend protein powder, creatine, almond milk, banana, yogurt, nut butter, and cinnamon until thick and creamy.
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Pour into a tall glass.
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Top with madness—whipped cream, drizzle, crushed toppings, whatever makes it feel like May gone wild.
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Serve immediately with a spoon and a wide straw. Wear a bib if needed. No judgment.